24th Jan

Wednesday night is a highly significant match where Celtic can dispense with third place Hearts magnificent run of form which included beating their
masonic superiors on Saturday. This will be a key psychological shocker for both the wee and big Huns if we can defeat the Orange Jambos on Wednesday.

Come to Captain Morgans cyber cafe and watch this key game live on seven screens and Timovision brought to you be Free Hayes TV.
Kick off 7.30pm.

Check out www.hayesbhoys.co.uk for tips on how to enhance your physical and mental well being with Hayesbhoys Herbal Holistic Health products including
Buckfast Lip Balm and Captain Morgans Award Winning Guinness facial moisturiser and defoliator.

23rd Jan

Ouch!

14th Jan 11

A noon kick off on Saturday live in Captain Morgans Recession Bar sees the 14 men of the Hibs/SFA Alliance play the 11 bullet catchers of Glasgow
Celtic. Check out www.hayesbhoys.co.uk for excellent pictures of the latest Hayes Bhoys Huddle.
Welcome to Ronan, Mark and Aidan who hail from Acton and Ealing and also to Tim and John from Ickenham and Burnham who have enjoyed Hayes Bhoys
hospitality recently… Remember a Hayes Bhoy is not just for Christmas!

12th Jan 11

Hope to see you all in Morgans confetti and smoke grenade bar on Wednesday night to see Celtic live in their game against Hamilton Academicals with a 7.45pm kick off live on Hayes Bhoys TV.

Watch No.7 Freddie Ljungberg take Celtic 7 points clear of the Sons of Satan.

Welcome to Gary and Harry who joined the Hayes Bhoys from Watford last week, their first Hayes Bhoys Huddle (and ours for a long time)!

26th Dec 10
Happy St. Stephens Day Bhoys and Ghirls!
For those that are sick of Turkey, Paper hats and being nice to your Mudder in law – why not come on down to the Hayes Bhoys ‘Its Called St. Stephens Day – NOT Boxing Day’ Humbug Bar for our Annual Family Funday (No Mudder-In-Laws will be admitted!) – Celtic v St Johnstone on Hayes Bhoys TV from 3pm

As an additional Note – If you are one of the Hayes Bhoys that is planning to attend the Celtic v Aberdeen Game on the 22nd of Jan at Celtic Park, tickets are selling fast – please log on to: https://www.eticketing.co.uk/celtic/details/event.aspx?itemref=5059 sooner rather than later to avoid disapointment.

13th Dec 10
“Seasons Greetings from Hayes, home of low emission Christmas Crackers.
The person who replaced the Captain Morgan’s Nativity Scene donkey with a Georgios Samaras Corinthian player is asked to bring the figure back to the pub (not funny).
Celtic v Saint Johnstone is a 3pm kick off on Saint Stephen’s Day.
Celtic v Motherwell is a 7.45pm kick off on Wednesday December 29th.
Sven Brux, the Saint Pauli Director, will be our guest in Captain Morgans on January 1st and 2nd.

12th Dec 10
Next Saturday Hamilton play Celtic live on satellite television with a 12.30 kick off.
We will be having our lights switched on by Bibi Baskin and there will be tuition on how to make egg nog without the yoke.
The grotto has been refurbished after the problem with the donkey and the elves.
Four of our elves have been released from Paddington Green over the same incident.
May I remind folk that fire retardant tinsel should not be used when the toilet paper runs out as this can cause problems with the U bend.
We have had it confirmed that neither Susan nor Frankie Boyle can make it.